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Previously on Velma...

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What I did is wrong.

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I just need to finish
with hallucinations.

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<i>In that case, you leave me no choice
than to help you put an end to them.</i>

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<i>And pray that he still wants to throw you out
a powder when you have healed.</i>

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someone is killing
to related men

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with Dr. Perdue's diaries
and cutting off their dicks.

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Have you heard of "manifesting"?

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No matter how tolerant I have become,
I still think that's bullshit.

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Vincent?

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Don't fuck with me!

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<i>There are many things about which I have
a firm opinion: the planet.</i>

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Stop puncturing the ground for oil!
And to use "prick" as a euphemism!

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Women with pigtails.

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This way you won't "puncture"!

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But never anything...

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<i>it has pissed me off so much
like rich people.</i>

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Jolines.

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<i>They believe they can do what
They feel like it just to have money.</i>

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Museums should be named
of powerful tycoons, not murderers.

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Change the name!

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And it sucks, but they can.

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<i>That's why not all the money
of the world will make me accept

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<i>my mother's relationship
with William Jones.</i>

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Okay, what if I go out with you?
mother and... open bar?

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No way.
You can't buy me

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like the famous people who rule
congratulatory messages.

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That? no one had told me
never said no.

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Velma, you have left
the inhaler in my van.

30
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Oh, mother! Dad! No!

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I say, yes!

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I can't say no for you
money, but I'm angry.

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You may be wondering how we
We have become lovers.

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It started with an interview for
my book, we just connect.

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So deeply that even
I have hurt my back.

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The thing is, Diya is the
only person I've ever known

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who can I talk to
with Victoria's sincerity.

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You can do it with me too,

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the only thing you can't do
It's criticizing her because she messed up.

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Okay, you've had your fun,
but we won't talk about it again

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unless a baby appears
with bow tie and monocle in nine months.

42
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No, Velma, we like each other.

43
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But don't worry,

44
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I promise I will convince you
with a weekend at the Jones farm.

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The only thing more surprising than the house

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is the number of people who
They died building it.

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I doubt it. The only way
for me to go to your house

48
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it's with a mob
of angry peasants.

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Furthermore, the science contest is the
Monday and you promised you would help me.

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Science contest?
Nerd Christmas.

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You are the queen of the nerds,
Why hadn't you told me?

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Because, as the rich would say when
taxes are requested, I don't feel like it!

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And, Frederick, I promised you that
It would help you if you stopped saying

54
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that your mother had been possessed
an evil spirit.

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Now I'll have to hire someone
so I can go talk to him.

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Good idea, I have too
to talk to Velma.

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About what? Of the money that
Is my psychologist going to cost you?

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I need a diagnosis!
I'm hallucinating!

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I have it!

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My grandmother's research works,

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you can see where in the chola
the hallucination has occurred.

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Hey, "chola" can only be said by me.

63
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Sorry, it's the emotion.

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With this data, I will be able
neutralize hallucinations.

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<i>And we sure won
the science contest!</i>

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<i>It would be fine, I don't think that anymore
they accept me at the university</i>

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with a volleyball scholarship.

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Norville, you don't need experiments
to end your hallucinations.

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Trust me, the marijuana I give you
It will cure, it has zero side effects.

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Wow, how did I get here?

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You'll want to analyze my pee
to see if weed works.

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Positive! We will analyze it again
in the science competition,

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so keep smoking.

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Zero side effects.

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<i>What? Norville "I hate drugs"
Has Rogers been taking drugs?</i>

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Without me? What the fuck!?

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That? No! I have only done
what my father told me,

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It's easier for me to buy his pee
to my stoner colleague than to fight with him.

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By the way, that was my last boat.

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Evelyn I need a recharge.

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That? Do you have a trial
for hit and run?

82
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I don't have two weeks!
My father wants it on Monday!

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Velma, you could only solve mysteries

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if it didn't affect your grades
and extracurricular classes.

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And you weren't supposed to go out
with rich pigs

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whose women have kidnapped you.

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- We have never made that deal.
-Because it wasn't necessary!

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I hate the rich.

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I would be a communist if I didn't want to kill
my colleagues in each group work.

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Ok, I propose something to you
with which you will agree:

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If you win the science contest,
I'll leave William.

92
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The contest is a waste of time.

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I'm looking for another serial killer,

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not a more efficient way to process
ammonia to improve crops.

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- Wait.
-See? You love science, brainiac.

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And you can dedicate yourself to that
if the mysteries thing doesn't work.

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Okay. If I win the contest,
You will leave William.

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And promise me you won't date richer people,
unless actor Steven Yeun is rich.

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Have you ever needed to get on
glasses, scratch your nose

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or kill a fly in the middle
chemistry experiment?

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I present to you the future.
Mani, put up my glasses.

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Oh! Fuck!

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This way I will never win the contest.

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And invent something so that the potatoes
Curly are they as God intended?

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"Be as God commands"
He is reactionary and homophobic.

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Maybe I can help.

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Many of the best inventions come
of mothers who need things.

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For example, have you seen those videos
of dogs that talk by pressing buttons?

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I only follow Gloria Steinem
and Noam Chomsky,

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so yes, it's the only thing they publish.

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You see, Gigi's mother, Susan,
invented one for babies

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called the "baby trunk-dives."

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<i>- Nap.
- Eat.</i>

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Elections. Heist. Witch hunt.

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Oh! He's a genius!

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Daphne, my father is already dating an idiot.

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If I don't create the perfect invention
for tomorrow,

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someone even worse
will come into my life.

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If you want, you can participate
with Amber and me.

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Amber? What does Amber know about science?

121
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Believe that bird flu
It was caused by an eclipse.

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I know, but my mothers
They have forced us to participate.

123
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They want us to take advantage
the science project

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to help them solve
the murders.

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My mother! Yeah! Count on me!

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We will manifest the clues

127
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how we manifest our victory
in "Chirps from Beyond."

128
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It's a manifestation project!

129
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It sounds good,

130
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but I don't think that manifesting
be "scientific" enough.

131
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You are wrong. Now that
Mr. S is dead,

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They have elected a new member
of the much less "scientific" jury.

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Who?

134
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Why haven't you told me that your father
Is it the jury of the science contest?

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Ah yes, that was what
I wanted to tell you before.

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They're even going to pay me. And thank goodness,
because your weed is not cheap.

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Wait, are you going to do it?
for money? Is everything going well?

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Have you asked him for money
to the mafia again?

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Norville, you just worry about
neutralize hallucinations with marijuana

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that your loving father gives you,
and the sooner the better.

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If your father is a juror, you will surely win.

142
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I would say yes, but if not
I find stoner piss,

143
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he will know that I have disobeyed him
and he will get angry.

144
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He punished me once because B.F. skinner
He was not my favorite psychologist.

145
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Oh. I'm not exactly a coach
from East Germany,

146
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but if I get you pee for the test
of drugs, you will win for sure, right?

147
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Definitely. Do you really plan to get high?

148
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You always complain that
Marijuana Day

149
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eclipses the birthday
by Jessica Lange.

150
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Impossible. I've only gotten high once
and I thought a dog was talking to me,

151
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But if I find out how,
Will you let me join your project?

152
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Do multipolar neurons have
two or more dendrites?

153
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That's how I like it.

154
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Shit! Peanut! For!

155
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I can't spend the weekend
at your boyfriend's house, I have to...

156
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try to win the science contest.
Driver, take me to a music festival.

157
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Wait, water is free, right?

158
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Yes, but we're not going to any festivals.

159
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I knew you would be interested again
science. You're almost like...

160
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I can't think of any female scientists,
I only imagine Einstein with boobs.

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Still, I hope you try.
have fun this weekend.

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With a man who uses his wealth

163
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to distract us from
atrocities of your family?

164
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Passing... me the caviar,
It's going to get bad.

165
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<i>Girls, a piercing was the idea
perfect for the contest.</i>

166
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<i>The perfect idea for the contest.
Perfect for the contest...</i>

167
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Come on, look, it's the store
your new friend, Daphne.

168
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He's sure to cast a spell on us.

169
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Recent friend? Why don't I know
Nobody popular and has a job?

170
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Daphne!

171
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Wow, hello, Amber.
Is this your mother's store?

172
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I knew you were going to open one
occult bookstore,

173
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but now I see that you are
so they can lock you up.

174
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Sorry? Wicca is like
any other religion,

175
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but without homophobia and with walks
in balls in the moonlight.

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We just walk
in balls in the sun.

177
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Weird bugs. Come on, Daph.

178
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Do you know what?
Better see you later, girls.

179
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We have to prepare a project
supernormal for the contest.

180
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Amber, Daphne,
the frogs are spawning.

181
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Manifest abundance before
for the harpy to take flight!

182
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Velma! Welcome.

183
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I hope you don't mind, I have done
let them prepare pink lemonade for you.

184
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Oh really?
I love pink lemonade,

185
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and it costs thirteen cents
more than normal,

186
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but you know that I keep thinking
that the rich are the worst.

187
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That is why I have analyzed the
multiple musicals

188
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starring a young woman
intrepid lower class

189
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who visits a rich man's house

190
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and which the service receives with a
musical number to make you feel comfortable.

191
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Wait, what?

192
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<i>You are poor
So you'll like this</i>

193
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<i>Some joy
In your disgusting life

194
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<i>Let us give you
King's treatment... na</i>

195
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What the hell is this?

196
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It's the star musical number
from the second act!

197
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<i>You can lead a life
Full of luxuries

198
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Bathe among ancient treasures

199
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<i>Look, a robot that thinks
That you are smart</i>

200
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I'm not interested in any way

201
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How about a Swedish massage?

202
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Say "bye" to the Swedish girl

203
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<i>Do you hate walking?
Get on the train!</i>

204
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<i>And the other 99 percent
of the population?</i>

205
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<i>A buffet for breakfast
It wouldn't be so bad

206
00:10:01,279 --> 00:10:03,679
<i>Not even Karl Marx would resist
to some waffles</i>

207
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Don't listen to them! Father is a traitor,
In this house there are only lies.

208
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Show respect, mother is dead.

209
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<i>Son, I can't copulate
With a corpse.</i>

210
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<i>And now you try to buy
Velma's love

211
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It's true! Wait, how much
money are we talking?

212
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If you want we can take it, Velma.

213
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<i>And pray that it doesn't overwhelm you
University tuition

214
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You are poor, you are poor, you are poor

215
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Who am I trying to fool?

216
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<i>I am poor
And I love this</i>

217
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Prepare me a bath of money!

218
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Fred? Can I come in?

219
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It's me, the new one
Your father's girlfriend, nothing more.

220
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I already know. I don't care that
go out with my father,

221
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monogamy is
for the middle class.

222
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I'm angry because my father punishes me
for believing that my mother is innocent.

223
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:04,799
Well sometimes parents have to be
firm with your children because they matter to you

224
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and they don't want to be humiliated
for their absurd decisions.

225
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Do you think he cares about me?

226
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Every year, mother helped me
with my science project.

227
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He loved to hire scientists
so they could do everything

228
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and not paying them when he lost.

229
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I miss her a lot.

230
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Fred, I'm sorry. I would love
know you better,

231
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What do you think if I help you?
me with the project?

232
00:11:22,879 --> 00:11:24,720
What do I have to do in return?

233
00:11:24,799 --> 00:11:27,120
Teach you how to fit in
in high society?

234
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,799
Nothing. You choose the project.

235
00:11:29,519 --> 00:11:31,480
Oh really? Mother never
he let me choose it,

236
00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:33,879
and I have always wondered
Where does toast come from?

237
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,039
My theory is that from the kitchen.

238
00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,279
Yeah... It's a good start.

239
00:11:48,039 --> 00:11:49,159
Lola! I've done it!

240
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:52,440
<i>Have you found out the correct amount of
Chinese food that should be ordered for two?</i>

241
00:11:52,519 --> 00:11:54,960
No, the scientific community
has already given up.

242
00:11:55,039 --> 00:11:56,879
I already know how much electricity I need

243
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,440
to electrocute neurons
that cause my hallucinations.

244
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,480
If it works, my father will believe
what has been the mary

245
00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:03,200
and I won't have to anymore
do tests.

246
00:12:03,279 --> 00:12:05,039
Okay, but just to make sure,

247
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:08,200
<i>before electrocuting your brain
You should try something else.</i>

248
00:12:08,279 --> 00:12:11,159
I trust my equations,
but if you insist...

249
00:12:20,159 --> 00:12:22,600
Velma, if we want to win,
I'm going to need the pee.

250
00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:25,759
I'm in it, because, although finally
I appreciate what it is to possess enormous wealth

251
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:29,840
and I no longer want my mother and William
break up, I'm still good and honest.

252
00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:32,039
Eat this and piss in a boat.

253
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,080
Dish!

254
00:12:34,919 --> 00:12:36,120
SOPHISTICATED MISS

255
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,039
WHERE DO THE TOASTS COME FROM?

256
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,320
MANIFESTATION CONTAINER

257
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:51,399
PICKING

258
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,679
Where is Velma?

259
00:13:14,759 --> 00:13:16,440
Norville! Test time!

260
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:19,679
One moment! my father
He's going to test me.

261
00:13:19,759 --> 00:13:21,279
If Velma doesn't show up
with the piss of a stoner,

262
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,840
I'll have to electrocute my brain.

263
00:13:22,919 --> 00:13:24,519
At least the last potato didn't explode.

264
00:13:25,519 --> 00:13:29,080
<i>Norville, you can't take that risk,
Smoke once and for all!</i>

265
00:13:29,159 --> 00:13:31,559
<i>Look at me, my jar is
full of mary tea.</i>

266
00:13:31,639 --> 00:13:33,039
- Hello, Norville.
-Velma!

267
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,559
Piss godmother!
I said "piss", not "my fairy".

268
00:13:35,639 --> 00:13:38,960
Velma has arrived. Yes, now I speak
of me in the third person.

269
00:13:39,039 --> 00:13:41,039
Okay, do you have the pee or not?

270
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,399
Yeah! I'm saved!

271
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:47,000
Why does it have a price? and why
It costs new with ninety-nine?

272
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:50,120
Wow, you're going to laugh.
Do you know what this is?

273
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,440
It's a little juice that my wonderful doctor
holistic has recommended me.

274
00:13:53,519 --> 00:13:56,480
Yes, okay, but what about stoner pee?
Daddy needs the golden nectar.

275
00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:58,879
Sorry, cleaning people
They must have thrown it away

276
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,279
but nothing happens if you don't pass
the test and we lose,

277
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,960
I want my mother to go out with William.

278
00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:05,279
Of course it happens! My father will be angry,

279
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,840
and I didn't want to have the fight
of "I'm not you, dad"

280
00:14:07,919 --> 00:14:09,840
until I have the poster
by Carl Jung framed.

281
00:14:09,919 --> 00:14:11,279
Norville, listen to Velma.

282
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,960
As a person who now lives a
life without suffering consequences,

283
00:14:14,039 --> 00:14:17,559
believe me when I tell you that stress
It's horrible for the skin.

284
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,159
Still, let me make it up to you.

285
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:20,879
That?

286
00:14:25,919 --> 00:14:30,320
To conclude, although we can affirm
where does toast come from...

287
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,720
Its origin before
of the appearance of the toaster

288
00:14:33,799 --> 00:14:36,159
still a great
mystery of science.

289
00:14:36,759 --> 00:14:40,320
Well done, Fred. You have even managed
say "muffin" without laughing.

290
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:46,559
Wait, why do I feel
warm and safe?

291
00:14:46,639 --> 00:14:48,720
Because that's what hugs are for?

292
00:14:48,799 --> 00:14:51,759
No! Mother said that they steal from them
resilience to children.

293
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,559
His love was so selfless
who never gave me one.

294
00:14:54,639 --> 00:14:57,679
Okay, well seeing that
You are so good at science,

295
00:14:57,759 --> 00:14:59,679
would you like to demonstrate
your hypothesis?

296
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,159
In short, I am always ready
to prove that mother was right.

297
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,639
How comfortable Fredito is.

298
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,320
No! I shouldn't feel this! For!

299
00:15:11,399 --> 00:15:14,279
- Fred, I'm sorry.
-I don't like! Stop hugging me!

300
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:15,679
That's what I'm trying to do!

301
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,000
YOU HAVE TO COME
TO THE SCIENCE COMPETITION.

302
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,759
I AM HERE, I HAVE ONE
SURPRISE FOR VELMA.

303
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,759
Our project demonstrates
the power of positive reinforcement.

304
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,159
To do this, we have told them different
words to these rats

305
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:30,440
and we have measured its speed.

306
00:15:30,519 --> 00:15:33,120
The List did much better than the Sexi.

307
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,039
But the best was mine, Good Aunt.

308
00:15:36,679 --> 00:15:41,159
Magnificent. Okay, what's it about?
your project, hotties?

309
00:15:42,559 --> 00:15:44,519
Try to attract what you want.

310
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:49,000
For example, my mothers need proof
in the murder investigations,

311
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,799
so we write "find"
to the murderer" on a piece of paper,

312
00:15:51,879 --> 00:15:56,559
We put it in this envelope and used ten
minutes each day to view your capture.

313
00:15:57,399 --> 00:16:00,639
What a stupid project, and that
I just ate Fred's.

314
00:16:02,519 --> 00:16:04,960
It's a shame they forced you
to do it with Amber...

315
00:16:05,039 --> 00:16:07,480
Wait, your mothers forced you?

316
00:16:07,559 --> 00:16:10,639
The crows in my dream were right,
I should never have ignored them.

317
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,240
No, Olive is wrong.

318
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,159
I wanted to do it with you,

319
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,759
but I was ashamed
admit it in front of my friends,

320
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:19,440
which is bullshit because
you are super interesting

321
00:16:19,519 --> 00:16:21,000
and I think the project is incredible.

322
00:16:22,039 --> 00:16:24,279
Me too. Every day I visualize:

323
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,960
"I'm such a good father that Norville never
he will need to think for himself

324
00:16:28,039 --> 00:16:29,399
and get away from his life."

325
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,759
<i>Mr. Rogers! Come on!
Norville has cured his hallucinations.</i>

326
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,600
Like his daddy knew he would.

327
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,720
<i>See? That's the region
in which they were produced.</i>

328
00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:40,639
<i>Before it was illuminated,
Now there is nothing.</i>

329
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:44,919
Norville, you did it.
Do you see it? Weed works!

330
00:16:45,639 --> 00:16:49,440
I'm so glad I would literally
anything for you right now.

331
00:16:49,519 --> 00:16:51,480
I would like to win the science contest.

332
00:16:51,559 --> 00:16:53,960
Yeah, as for that...

333
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,799
NUCLEAR FISSION IN A SODA CAN

334
00:16:58,879 --> 00:17:00,399
I'm not going to invest in that.

335
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,799
Can. What do we have here?

336
00:17:02,879 --> 00:17:04,759
Hello, participants.

337
00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:09,160
What interesting projects,
I haven't even understood most of them.

338
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:12,799
Despite that, the winner
First prize this year is...

339
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:13,960
Velma Dinkley!

340
00:17:14,039 --> 00:17:15,200
-That?
-That?

341
00:17:15,279 --> 00:17:17,400
That? As? If I haven't participated!

342
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,000
Although my rich self is
sure to deserve it.

343
00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:23,400
Velma, with the help of her partner
Neil DeGrasse Tyson

344
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:27,119
and the generous financing of the
Fred D. and William T. Jones Foundation,

345
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:31,599
has shown that there are more chances
whether aliens exist or not.

346
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:32,680
Tongo!

347
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:34,400
The rich to the stake!

348
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,119
You're welcome, Velma.

349
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,839
That? Have you bought
the science contest?

350
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,519
But he didn't want to win!
Now everyone hates me!

351
00:17:41,599 --> 00:17:44,839
Velma, let them hate you
It's part of being rich,

352
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,160
same as calling
to the "garçon" waiters

353
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,559
and hire doubles
to confuse the public.

354
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,440
Remember, I pay you per bruise.

355
00:17:53,079 --> 00:17:54,599
There they are! Go for them!

356
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:55,960
Yeah, but I'm not rich.

357
00:17:56,039 --> 00:17:58,039
If people are going to hate me,
I want to win it,

358
00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:00,319
like scrooge
or a crazy tennis player.

359
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,400
I understand it,

360
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,920
but it's a shame you never go
to get rich by solving mysteries.

361
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,759
Yes, but only because my mother will make me
to do something boring with my life,

362
00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:10,359
how to cure heart disease.

363
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:14,160
Actually, if what you like
It's solving mysteries, go ahead.

364
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,319
Parents are not always right.
Right, William?

365
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,319
Speak for you, I have raised
Fred perfectly.

366
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,279
This is the first weekend
in centuries I haven't heard nonsense

367
00:18:23,359 --> 00:18:24,920
about ghosts or Victoria.

368
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:26,920
That?

369
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:31,079
It is an honor for me and for
my partner "Vulma Donkley"...

370
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,319
Guys! I know you are angry,

371
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:36,759
but I refuse to accept it because
I have not participated in the project.

372
00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:39,440
In fact, I left the team stranded
with whom I was going to participate

373
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,759
because I didn't know what money would do
that I forgot about my friends

374
00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:45,279
despite having seen it
in the movies.

375
00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:47,640
In my opinion, the first prize
It should be from Norville,

376
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,480
it is clear that his
project is the best.

377
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,319
Thanks, Velma, but I
I don't deserve it either

378
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,839
I have copied the work he carried
out my grandmother in the seventies.

379
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,400
The only project here that doesn't
an adult appears to have participated

380
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,000
It's Fred's toast,
give him the prize.

381
00:19:02,079 --> 00:19:03,279
Really?

382
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,079
I told you not to touch me!

383
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:10,039
Thanks Norville, it means a lot
for me to receive it from the woman's grandson

384
00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:12,039
that has ruined my life the most
than my father.

385
00:19:12,119 --> 00:19:15,839
Hey! We need all the
context to understand it!

386
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,160
It doesn't matter, I do understand it.

387
00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:23,920
Listen, Fred, I'm sorry I refused.
to help you with your science project.

388
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,200
I thought you needed
a blow of reality,

389
00:19:26,279 --> 00:19:29,119
but what you really need
He is a father willing to listen to you,

390
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:32,160
although the only thing you say
be fools

391
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,839
Oh really? Almost all of those words
They are the most beautiful thing you have told me.

392
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,440
Yes. And now,

393
00:19:37,519 --> 00:19:41,119
would you like to use your limbs
superiors to surround us briefly?

394
00:19:41,799 --> 00:19:44,559
Well, for once nothing happens.

395
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,680
Hey! Good Aunt has disappeared!

396
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:57,240
You better not have used it in a
of your weirdo potions,

397
00:19:57,319 --> 00:19:59,039
I was going to give it to my snake.

398
00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:01,400
Say "weirdo" again
and I will give you my fist.

399
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,759
Daphne, don't let it get to you.

400
00:20:03,839 --> 00:20:06,960
Most people hate magic,
That's why the magicians are virgins.

401
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:11,680
I know, I just wanted to find a clue
To prove that manifesting works,

402
00:20:11,759 --> 00:20:14,079
and maybe to convince
to Gigi and Olive.

403
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,720
But if it worked,
look what was in the envelope.

404
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,799
FIND THE KILLER
BECOME FRIENDS WITH DAPHNE

405
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,400
Does it work with people too?

406
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,079
Because I'm tired of being nice
to make people like it.

407
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:30,680
Okay, in that case, would you like
learn real witchcraft?

408
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,359
Norville! do you see daphne reading
a spell book with interest?

409
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,839
And, I warn you, your answer will depend
the force with which he squeezes your arm.

410
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,319
It's hard to know when
you don't give a shit.

411
00:20:42,759 --> 00:20:45,319
Norville, how did you get
these diaries?

412
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,599
How do you believe? I dressed up as a ghost
and I stole them from the police station.

413
00:20:50,319 --> 00:20:51,559
-That?
- Yes,

414
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,759
sometimes I do bad things
without you knowing,

415
00:20:53,839 --> 00:20:57,200
for example, buying stoner pee
for your stupid drug test.

416
00:20:57,279 --> 00:20:58,799
Oh no!

417
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:03,200
<i>By neutralizing hallucinations, Norville
You have accidentally eliminated your empathy.</i>

418
00:21:03,279 --> 00:21:06,559
<i>- Now he acts without any compassion.
- That's why you have to listen to me.</i>

419
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,920
Science has side effects,
not the mary.

420
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,519
Now look at this dry eye
bloodshot and apologize.

421
00:21:12,599 --> 00:21:16,920
No, now I think for myself and I believe that
You're a fool for smoking weed.

422
00:21:18,599 --> 00:21:21,400
Norville, science is
speaking for you. Take it back.

423
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,000
Or what, idiot?

424
00:21:24,839 --> 00:21:26,359
Or I'll punish you!

425
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:33,039
And you too
for making "uuuh" to my son.

426
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:34,880
See you on Saturday
at seven in the morning.

427
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,599
Welcome to hell!

428
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,799
One moment,
what were we talking about?

429
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,400
CRYSTAL COVE INSTITUTE
GYM

430
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,480
Subtitles: Héctor Pérez Pinto


